A gin and tonic with Squirt

The Drunk Uncle

• 1 oz blended scotch
• 1/2 oz islay scotch
• 3/4 oz cynar
• 3/4 oz dry vermouth

Dubonnet Manhattan

Depending on how much money I've got, either rum and soda or vodka-martini.

That's for drinking at home, getting pantsdrunk.

I've been experimenting with my own, and this one is my new fave.

Jelly Baby

2 oz peach Eddies
0.5 oz aperol
3 oz pineapple juice
2 oz Squirt soda
Splash peach syrup

I love fruity strong cocktails and this one tastes just like jelly babies. It's so good!

• French Martini
• Whisky Mac

Moonlight Vodka Martini (own recipe)

• Two shots of Skyy vodka
• Dolin Dry Vermouth
• Dash of Grand Marnier
• Jigger of seltzer water
• Quick shake with a lot of crushed ice
• Garnished with garlic-stuffed green olive

99,9% Ethanol, for cleaning and extracting shit.

I dont drink poison lol