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New Orleans police evidence room overrun by rodents, officials say: "The rats are eating our marijuana" (www.cbsnews.com)

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The headquarters of the New Orleans Police Department is in such a state of decay that rats are eating drugs in the evidence room, the department's chief said.

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[-] mrfriki@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

This might be the dog ate my homework police edition

[-] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 13 points 8 months ago

Sure. "The Rats".

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 7 points 8 months ago

Misspelling of "pigs".

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago

Their marijuana? Are they claiming to be the owners of marijuana? I think they should be arrested of that's the case.

[-] DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No, you see it's okay when cops do it. Speed, drive while looking at their ~~cellphones~~ laptops, park anywhere they want, possess cannabis, murder, it's all good bro, and why are you so upset? calm down the supreme court said "it's cool bro" so like chill.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Riiiiight, the rats ate it. Gotcha.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

"The rats are eating our marijuana. They're all high," NOPD Chief Anne Kirkpatrick testified at a city Criminal Justice Committee meeting on Monday.

Far fuckin’ out, squea- I mean, man!

[-] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Just the marijuana? Hmmmm....

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