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True story.

My son had a physical therapy appointment and a tutoring appointment yesterday I was taking him to. In between appointments, he asked if we could go to the food court at the nearby mall for shawarma.

I said, "Sure, but we don't want to eat there too often. We have to be careful of mall nutrition."

Not understanding he said "Yeah, it's probably not very good for you. But it does have lots of protein!"

I said "Yeah, but we don't want to end up mall nourished."

Then he got it.

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[-] Nemo@midwest.social 61 points 11 months ago
[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Ok wrap it up guys, puns over

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago
[-] Portmandu@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Yeah but I guess at the end of the day it's nan of our business.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I can't tzatziki much more of this!

[-] nrezcm@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

You really went out on a lamb with that pun.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

That harissament was uncalled for.

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I’m glad Lemmy doesn’t have gold, but I wish I had something more to give for this.

[-] Nemo@midwest.social 9 points 11 months ago

You could always hummos a tune!

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

That would be tabbouleh cool!

[-] Foxfire@pawb.social 33 points 11 months ago

With all that food for thought, your son might be full before getting to the food court!

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

I can picture the shit-eating grin on your face when you delivered that line, and it's glorious.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I appoint you King of the Food Court

[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

koobideh while you're ahead.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Great work, Dad!

this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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