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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I apply for jobs on company time.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 149 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Boss made a dollar
I made a dime,
That was a poem.
From a simpler time.

Now boss makes a thousand.
And gives us a cent
While he's got employees.
Who can't pay the rent.

So when boss makes a million.
And the workers make jack.
Then that's when we riot.
And take our lives back.

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I love this poem. Definitely saving for later. I dont know what I will do with it other than reread it from time to time, but that is enough for me.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I remember seeing it but couldn’t find the original author. I like it though.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 14 points 1 year ago

In the US civil service the website used for applying for government jobs (USAjobs) is whitelisted and it's pretty commonplace to see people using it at work, on their work machines.

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 25 points 1 year ago

Why stop there? Why don't we just load everyone with work?

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even volunteers. Yup. The amount of colleges and hospitals and everything else you can think of looking for e.g. older retirees who are bored, or young teens who need experience or whatever, they'll take it all. Without paying them a cent. Then when they get enough of those, they start to cut back on the paid staff. The poor volunteers do not even realize that by "helping" they are putting people out of real jobs:-(. [Edit: which then continues that cycle where they have to beg for more help b/c they are in such "need" and won't someone think of the poor children, or the people undergoing cancer treatment or whatever - don't you want to... "help"?] Meanwhile the managers are seen walking around in expensive italian shoes...

Even the most non-profit activities can be weaponized to become a tool to make moar money, if only you are willing to do that to people! 🤮

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 1 year ago

Far too real.

I'm gonna find a way to share with as many colleagues as I can.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Far too real.

A meeting - Ok

The boss asking a clear question - Unlikely

People actively brainstorming - Possible enough

The boss listening instead of just going with whatever he decided beforehand - Completely impossible

[-] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, the process is unrealistic for comedic effect.

I probably should have explicitly stated I meant the conclusion. Perhaps this is the boss's imagined thought process to reach that predefined conclusion that they announce at the end of the meeting.

[-] essteeyou@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Let's also try mandating RTO while we're at it.

[-] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is there a community for funny comics? I need more humor in my life, not whatever this is.

edit: there is !humor@lemmy.world

[-] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Not just here either

I swear every humor-based Lemmy community eventually becomes a "definitely not making strawmen to support my political views" bitchfest

[-] S_204@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I get pretty legitimate and interesting offers sent to my work inbox.

Recruiters looking for people with my experience in the role dgaf lol they just want their bonus. One of these days I might just reply and see how far I can take it before someone of my end notices.....

[-] Rediphile@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

"Appreciate their work" is a pretty weak suggestion too...

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Oof, that's too real. I haven't experienced that but one of my friends is currently experiencing this lol

this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2024
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