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submitted 7 months ago by Rentlar@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

In this article, The Onion brings you testimonials from various Boeing staff at all levels of operation.

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[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 97 points 7 months ago

Weird to see this from The Onion when a week or so ago on Last Week Tonight you had literal employees saying they wouldn't fly on a Boeing at a Boeing factory.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 36 points 7 months ago

So what happens when the satire is reality? Where do we go from here?

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 35 points 7 months ago
[-] casmael@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago

Good idea let’s go to the kings head and wait for this all to blow over. Hopefully if a Boeing aircraft decides to blow over, it’ll land over the road and squash the foxtons on the corner.

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Turn all the lights down now?

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Ugh. I hate when The Onion reports on real news.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

It's happening too often. Quick get the pitch forks

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 27 points 7 months ago

“The wings don’t even flap.”

[-] Prok@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago
[-] Suoko@feddit.it 4 points 7 months ago

"I prefer the majesty of rail"

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Boeing’s reputation has suffered serious damage following several high-profile equipment failures, including a door panel detaching during an Alaska Airlines flight.

I wasn't sure if this bit was real or not, but this actually happened. Holy shit.

[-] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago

First time online since January? :)

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Where ya been, buddy?

[-] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 24 points 7 months ago

I mean, I know it’s The Onion, but this certainly doesn’t have to be a joke.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I am so very confused right now.

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Thing is, it isn't. Boeing factory workers said they wouldn't fly on a Boeing plane during an hidden recording.

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