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Lunchables (beehaw.org)
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[-] senseamidmadness@beehaw.org 60 points 2 years ago

One might argue that it is, instead, the Lunchable that is the poor facsimile of a charcuterie.

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 years ago
[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 2 years ago

dollarsixty bucks

[-] reric88@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

In a kids show called Bluey, the dad often refers to currency as dollar-bucks when talking with his kids!

[-] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

My niece doesn't know it yet, but she's going to see Bluey live this Sunday!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 2 years ago

It's really cool of you to take your niece to an animation studio!

[-] reric88@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago
[-] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Hasn't happened yet, but I'll let you know!

[-] criitz@reddthat.com 22 points 2 years ago

A good charcuterie is the fucking bomb.

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Sure blew up Dr. Oz's political career.

[-] admiralteal@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

There were some other things that happened.

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Dude don't be confusing no crudite with a fine charcuterie

[-] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 12 points 2 years ago

If lunchables had Prosciutto and Brie that weren't made of plastic, is probably get that, too.

[-] BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

There was a fancy charcuterie wine place in town that charged out the ass for their premium meat and cheese spreads.

Until someone found out they got all their ingredients from the Publix across the street.

[-] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

What is "Out the ass" in this context?

Does Publix not sell premium meat and cheese? The grocery stores in my area do and somebody could definitely get away with that here.

Much of making a good charcuterie is individually separating things on the board. We are paying for a combination of the time it took to assemble plus the time we will be continuing to eat it and for them to clean up.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 2 years ago

Oh, you're the person ads are for

[-] ech@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Tbf, lunchables aren't cheap af because they're not "adult meals". Well, in a way they are, but that just stems from the ingredients being garbage. If you make it with real food, of course it'll be more expensive.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

Shark coochie

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

Big fucking smile from me. First post of the day to induce one. Cheers, thanks!

[-] itsralC@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

As a spaniard, that jamón is offending me.

[-] NoOnesLazyInLazyTown@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Aaah, I'm so tempted

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