[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 24 points 3 hours ago

Here's what to know: it will be very funny one way or another

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 17 points 3 hours ago

to be fair, this is not the first time a guy named Ellison had a nightmarish prediction about what AI would do in the future

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

both target-rich and rich target environment

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 59 points 1 day ago

the urge to fedpost burns within me

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

By the way, with the twitter ban, what she's doing is currently an infraction. This means if someone snitches on her she might have to pay R$50k, which is just shy of 10k in USD. That is, unless she's tweeting from outside of Brazil.

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

Wonder which focus group landed on yellow.

I reckon it was more about convenience than anything else. That's the Brazilian football jersey, a lot of people have one of these in their closets, so that's very handy

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 45 points 5 days ago

There are entire slum complexes in Rio de Janeiro under the control of evangelical syndicates who call themselves the armies of Israel, and who repress any religion other than their church.

Complexo de Israel (Israel Complex) is fucking terrifying, the worst of the worst that Rio has to offer. Neo-pentecostal militarized gangs using repression tactics that actually sound like what Israel does to Palestinians

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 5 days ago

safety not guaranteed

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

ehh doesn't matter, I'd have the time machine and a mission, so I'd just go around Tim Walzing them babies

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago

sometimes I wish I could go back in time and kill baby Martin Luther before he starts Protestantism and its consequences

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago

an all-timer right there lol absolute classic

[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 28 points 6 days ago

So if I understand this correctly, they did a "Killmonger strangling an old lady" to Wukong? I haven't played the game and I'm not familiar with the story

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Famous last words (hexbear.net)
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Which Way, Western Man?

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I spent the whole day at my workshop, making sawdust, logged off and enjoying a local holiday. I arrive home and see that at long last the cheeto is fired and then I decide to go over my daily allowance of Twitter just to check out what's going on.

My feed is full of the most radioactive shitty excuses for human beings, one after the other. I just opened it right now to check it again, and here's what I got, in this order:

Ann Coulter, Mike Pompeo, Kyle Rittenhouse, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, Nikki Haley, Donald Trump Jr., Josh Hawley, Lauren Boebert, Donald J Trump Posts from Truth Social, Greg Abbot.

To what do I owe the pleasure of being presented with this absolute eldritch nightmare of a blunt rotation? Is this happening to anybody else? This is on my phone's Firefox browser, because I've reached the daily app time allowance, same as on my PC's browser.

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Hell yea (hexbear.net)
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Is anybody here familiar with this thing?

I'm talking to a psychiatrist to get assessed for ADHD, but in order to start treatment, if necessary, I'll first have to do this neuropsychological assessment called the WEIS test. It's expensive as shit, more than 2k, but seems to be the only way for me to get any kind of treatment. I can either pay that amount or wait 8-10 months to get it through my health insurance.

I did some digging and apparently it's this assessment of intelligence that can only be applied by qualified professionals. It frankly sounds like I'm about to get my brainpan measured. Have any of you taken this exam? Is it as stupid as it sounds? Has it helped you receive and/or validate a diagnosis?

Honestly it fucking sucks to me, having to jump through all these hoops just to have somebody listen to me and say "you have/don't have ADHD".

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submitted 6 months ago by joaomarrom@hexbear.net to c/art@hexbear.net

I fucking love these doors. I wish architecture nowadays was more imaginative and playful like this.

Also, I think this profile is legit a very very good follow, which is highly unlikely for someone with "Cultural" in their handle and a marble statue pfp.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by joaomarrom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

https://twitter.com/nashville_brook/status/1750155980992565383

sorry guys, this will be my last post on this website... I messed with the ehwmeemememwica and unfortunately gedehemehnfet

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submitted 8 months ago by joaomarrom@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net
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mmm thy Lord is crunchy

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by joaomarrom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Uhh let me be clear

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Uhh, ready your spears

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LMAO

mfw grandpa says some really racist shit at the dinner table

it fills my heart with joy to see this ghoul is having a very uncomfortable day at work

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