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[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

im imagining the reaction at apples hq:

people wildly scrambling arround while sirens blair and warning lights flash
as blast doors enclose the outer walls of the building.

an intern bursts into cooks office,
"it happened. ...
he said it"

all the executives in the meeting turn their heads torwards him, their faces pale with fear.

no further words were needed.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

I mean, if we only take Microsoft as an example, he might be a few blocks away from the right answer. History of Microsoft's stock price, while the price around 2000 highlighted

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Given what all of my clients are doing I would strongly recommend M$ as a buy and hold, and Puts on Oracle. Oracle is so lost right now.

[-] BioDriver@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

IANAB, but I work with Oracle all the time and their arrogance coupled with how clueless they are with regards to strategy and emerging tech is going to hurt them badly.

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