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Will they also sell chocolate starfish?
I hope so. Their biscuits make my knees weak. Limp, even.
I see what you did there.
My favorite part about that song is that Fred fucks up his count of how many fucks he says in his fucked up rhyme.
According to a news release, the Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water is a liquified version of the iconic snack – ketchup and mustard flavors included.
Even worse than the headline...
How do you fuck up hotdog water?
Because the relish flavor got stuck in R&D
I'm just imagining the hot dogs sitting in a bucket of water like... [https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disenchantment/images/2/2a/Me-flavored-water-salesman.png/revision/latest?cb=20230916175637](in Disenchanted)
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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