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[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 48 points 1 year ago

I thought Lemmy didn't have targeted advertising!

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago

Too risky having it hanging out like that. It could get caught on a doorway or squished against someone on a busy metro.

Only safe way to transport eggs on your person is up the butt.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 year ago
[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 17 points 1 year ago

It is, have made, does not fit jumbo eggs without resizing.

[-] ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Does anyone have this STL? I'm, ummm, asking for a friend.

[-] Titou@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Because it probably is

[-] xamirozar@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Not Easter related but I prefer this holster.

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

He's clearly got an egg holster right next to the Holy Sauce

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

real professionals keep an opened egg in their holster with the hot sauce already inside

[-] heavy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Heck naw brother, we eat on Easter too, that IS related

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

Technology has gone too far

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago
[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

It should also hold a magnum condom

[-] Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu 7 points 1 year ago

An egg? Back in my day we wore an onion on our belt!

[-] stewie3128@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

It was the style at the time

[-] h05@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's even funnier in German because the German word for "eggs" ("Eier") is colloquially used as a synonym for testicles

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In Spain too, eggs "huevos" is also used for testicles., but also "pelotas" (balls) is used. Direct for testicles also used cojones.

[-] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

May I offer you an egg in this trying time?

[-] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

I can finally finish my Gyro Zeppeli cosplay

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

In case you run into a friend during a trying time

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Taskmaster contestants: 👀

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Feels like we need to combine this next gen eggnology with AI

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 2 points 1 year ago

Eggnology is my word of the day

[-] Screamium@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This would be OP in Monster Hunter

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's cause there is no banana for scale, but that egg looks huge... like an ostrich egg.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Any recommendations for a good egg safe?

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

okay but for serious Easter egg hunters, we're gonna need a belt that can hold like 30 of them. like a grenade holding belt. But for Easter eggs, y'know

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Also useful if you just happened to be driving through the Hobby Lobby parking lot and saw that skank Alicia’s car the day after finding out she met your kinda-boyfriend at that axe throwing place and they made out and left together.

[-] dog_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Makes me want to throw it at cars

[-] oDIRECTORo@lemmy.radio 1 points 1 year ago

Frank Reynolds approves. Frank Reynolds holding a Paddy's pub qegg

[-] Jaderick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Eggcellent for egging Nazis on the streets

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