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no more half measures walter
you're pushing me to the right!
I have supped on the iPhone, and it is sweet
Why yes I exclusively dine at Miller and Carter, I fail to see how that reflects my political views 
I was bought an expensive dress from a store that has couches in the changing rooms.
I grew up in the 80s and every department store was like that. JC Penny's used to be like that. Mervyn's used to be like that. Fucking Ross used to be like that.
I went into a Ross recently and there was literally just a small mountain of stuff piled at the center of the store that a handful of people were picking through like it feral dogs in a junkyard. The entire store was staffed by a single woman basically asleep at the cash register.
This is it, folks. You may not like it, but this is what Peak Capitalism looks like. This is where we're all headed.
Self service tills in a clothes shop was a new thing I got to try. Wild.
The uber I rode in the other day was a Mercedes Benz A class and now I'm devoting all my energy to setting up a bitcoin mine in rural Uganda (I can use minors as miners).
I always order a "Uber for Ukraine ๐๐" car now so that I can tell my friends over brunch about my activism.
I haven't ridden an uber in a long time. Is that a real thing?
Every day we stray further from the light of God.
I can use minors as miners
I wish politicians would look out for miners
And not just minors on an island somewhere
Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat
And the obese milkin' welfare
People on the street with nothing to eat, so let's cut food stamps because the homeless are clearly small business owners who have been taxed into poverty by the Democrat party
Don't worry I won't forget you guys while I dine at gastro pubs
Well hello fellow bourgeoisie, good day for hoarding wealth ๐ง
I'm afraid I have read Marx too hard, and now I am gathering all production to myself like a black hole of centralization. Chapter 15 details my descent into the extremes of productivity until only I am able to perform all labor. I would monopolize the means of labor and make every single last commodity on Earth. From this throne of production I could make a paradise for Arrakis with the wave of my hand. Wh... wait, what was I talking about again?
I'll have what you're having please ๐
On my upper class era by exclusively eating out at chain steak houses like Ruth's Chris' Steak's house's.
Simon and Garfunkel's is great I hear just don't leave your children unattended.
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2023
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