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submitted 7 months ago by Doods@infosec.pub to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[-] jedibob5@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago

Good to see they're branching out with their business model. Can't just commit to a single strategy these days. Sometimes it helps to rebase your priorities to avoid creating new issues.

Ok, bad jokes aside, how did it taste?

[-] Doods@infosec.pub 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Didn't eat it, have to wait for sunset.

Probably tastes the same as other cheap options, they rarely differ in taste.

Edit: I am really bad at tasting things, but I don't think it tasted different from what I expected.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

a fellow two marshmallow kid, I see

[-] Doods@infosec.pub 1 points 7 months ago
[-] GroteStreet@aussie.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Look up "Stanford marshmallow experiment".

[-] Doods@infosec.pub 1 points 7 months ago

Immediately recognized that experiment.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[-] Doods@infosec.pub 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

After searching your comment history for the string: "Doods" (all case) I have something to tell you: git off social media, it took me minutes of flipping pages to reach 5 month old comments before surrendering; I do feel like I know you as well.

Regarding the general feeling, I experience a similar thing with someone else:

@PanArab@lemmy.ml, who is noticeable for having one of the few Arabic names on Lemmy, تحريرها كلها ممكن (freeing it all is possible) and for being the moderator of !israelicrimes@lemmy.ml, and for being from Saudi Arabia, we could tell that because:

a) He has its flag on his account.

b) He put a picture of an expensive car on top of it, further proving he is from Saudi Arabia (لا مؤاخذة) (Sorry for teasing you)

Edit: he apparently moderates many other things as well.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I meant in real life. But perhaps not.

[-] PanArab@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

لا مؤاخذة 😞

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

echo "calories" >> .gitignore

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 23 points 7 months ago

Hope you requested before you pulled

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 7 months ago

git: 'extra' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

[-] Downcount@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

You should clone it for unlimited snacking.

[-] Doods@infosec.pub 6 points 7 months ago
[-] Doods@infosec.pub 5 points 7 months ago

Produced by Sasco food industries.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Isn't git an insult for the British

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

It also means "go!" (Imperative) in Turkish, so I'm wondering if this is a Topkek situation

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago
[-] spongebue@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

It's a git gat bar!

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Issue: ... ~~filled& coated~~ ...

Pettifogger's Pedantic Pull Request: ... filled & coated ...

[-] MultipleAnimals@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago
[-] catacomb@beehaw.org 1 points 7 months ago

Did you pull it before checkout?

this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2024
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