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We'd probably be better off (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world to c/tumblr@lemmy.world
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[-] neoman4426@fedia.io 29 points 7 months ago

Though whether or not he exists is (accidentally) canonically somewhere along the chain of causation that determines whether or not 9/11 happens in the Muppet universe, so there's that

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 points 7 months ago

I'd like a tldr of this canon pls

[-] neoman4426@fedia.io 48 points 7 months ago

2002's A Very Muppet Christmas Movie is an "It's a Wonderful Life" style movie where Kermit temporarily wishes himself out of existence and is allowed to observe the resulting timeline. Shots of the Manhattan skyline in the main universe where he exists show no Twin Towers as expected, but in the alternate timeline the towers are clearly visible in the background outside Piggy's window at one point. Accident because the set designers or whoever just didn't notice them in the old still used for that window, but the implication is hilarious

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 7 months ago

That's epic, thnx!

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

This guy muppets

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Is celibacy still a requirement? Cause I'm pretty sure Kermit fucks.

[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

As has been pointed out elsewhere, I think it is more accurately described as "Kermit porks"

[-] essell@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

And he can be trusted around children.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago

Yeah he ain’t tickle me Elmo

[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I was about to post: And he like children

[-] aiccount 9 points 7 months ago

I was about to post: whenever he hangs out with children, he has a hand up his ass.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

100% qualified for becoming pope.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 7 points 7 months ago

His wife is from an entirely different species. Not sure that's ok. Maybe I'm just being specist.

[-] GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Brings a whole new meaning to the word "porking the wife"

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