Video killed the radio star
Everyone's soft on the inside... once you break the rib cage.
Every few months there is a similar such story about this ancient marvel of technology and the people remotely maintaining it against all odds.
I can imagine a headline 100 years from now:
"Engineers are modifying Voyager 1 decorative panel bolt into a functional interstellar communicator"
Never heard of it so I had to look
https://www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/eighty-six-meaning-origin
Eighty-six is slang meaning "to throw out," "to get rid of," or "to refuse service to." It comes from 1930s soda-counter slang meaning that an item was sold out. There is varying anecdotal evidence about why the term eighty-six was used, but the most common theory is that it is rhyming slang for nix.
And then all the waiters start singing and you just want to bury yourself under a large rock.
Groan Tube!!
CIA killed him because he gave false details in his profile
Why they didn't use Saline which is safe and hardly controlled instead of... tap water?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_ice
Hair ice, also known as ice wool or frost beard, is a type of ice that forms on dead wood and takes the shape of fine, silky hair
Worry about your hair in a nuclear apocalypse? Fear no more!
A better one might be: Climate change, be prepared!