Fartlaughing: I started to fart, which made me laugh, which made me fart, which made me laugh, which made me fart. She started to laugh, which made me laugh, which made me fart, and the cycle continued for an improbably long time. We laughed until we thought we were going to die, I had run out of farts by then but we couldn't stop laughing.

Introduced her using my ex girlfriends name

Part of what makes it a significant other is that embarrassment is no longer a concern. Once you know you're in it for the long haul, it's about supporting one another. I've done things I don't even feel comfortable saying with the anonymity of the internet and admitted freely to them, because we're partners. My problems are their problems and their problems are mine.

Elbowed her in the face while having first sexy time. Some other fumbling involved and she later told me "well that was the funniest sex I ever had". It didn't bother me at all at the time but I look back on it often and think, how did that not hit harder?