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[-] disposable_cracker@hexbear.net 66 points 7 months ago

sicko-crowd Hexbears on their way to make "feel the burn" jokes.

[-] ziggurter@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You headed me off, motherfucker. sicko-wistful

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Holding back my sickos until I learn more about the perpetrator

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 58 points 7 months ago

UlyssesT staying busy I see.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

He finally decided it's time to destroy the treats.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

kitty-birthday-sad feel like pure shit just want them back

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 57 points 7 months ago

He probably deserves it the least out of the other senators.

But he still deserves it.

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago
[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago

Feel the Burn

[-] Cochise@lemmy.eco.br 36 points 7 months ago

Thw long history of USA right wing domestic terrorism gained a new chapter.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

What tells you it's right wing?

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 71 points 7 months ago

You seriously think somebody did this for anti-imperialist reasons rather than bog-standard anti-semitism?

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

Bernie owes a lot of people money.

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

Sure but on what grounds does he owe more people money than any other dem? Singling him out is either a) a Maoist insurgent attacking a social fascist or b) someone who’s not a fan of the loud Jew.

[-] ziggurter@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Sure but on what grounds does he owe more people money than any other dem?

He never returned my $27 loan when he rolled over and endorsed Hillary.

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Same comrade, hadn't considered that angle deeper-sadness

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Yeah you're almost certainly right, but it's still unknown.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 35 points 7 months ago

I googled him and a guy that looks just like him with the same fairly rare name was a ceo for Dell in Australia/New Zealand???

I kinda hope its the case, the visual image of some CEO personally trying to burn down Bernie's office is just bizarre

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

You cannot convince me Shant Soghomonian is a real name

[-] assyrian@hexbear.net 44 points 7 months ago

white people when they hear a name they're not familiar with

[-] buh@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago
[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

Armenian

You misspelled American, and it's definitely not an American last name.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

(Sorry, I'm autistic — you're just pretending you're ignorant, right?)

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

You don't need to be sorry, and yes this is a joke.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I read "Shant Soghomonian" and I immediately thought "oh, Armenian, 'son of Solomon', that's neat"

Rule of thumb: pretty much everything about the Caucasus looks or sounds like it's straight out of some sort of high fantasy conworld, which honestly makes me wonder to what extent the aesthetics of high fantasy may have literally been inspired by the Caucasus.

[-] Amerihay@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

We literally inspired the term Caucasian because white people were too racist to admit we all came from Africa. Mix that with that eras orientalism and I think you're actually on to something with regards to high fantasy. I mean just look at some of our traditional clothing

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Yeah, like, circus side shows in Amerika in the PT Barnum era had "Circassian princesses": they'd just grab any random pretty girl off the street and give her a curly afro — possibly inspired by papakhi but this is questionable — and they'd dress her up in some sort of titillating and obviously 200,000% inaccurate """traditional outfit""", often complete with a nice cross necklace to remind viewers that [gibberish name] is really a good Christian woman... Even though Circassians are in fact Muslims.

So yeah, the Caucasus definitely has a historical place in the popular imagination of international-community-1international-community-2 as being "simultaneously foreign and familiar". In that sense I guess you could say that "Circassian beauties" and their likes were just yesteryear's big tiddy anime GF.

I dunno, I've had this thought a few times, about how the Caucasus may have inspired fantasy aesthetics. For instance when I first discovered Circassian musicians like Aslan Tlebzu and Aslan Kulov, I thought, "What, like the Narnia lion?" — naturally, it turns out that "aslan" is just Turkish for "lion", hence both the Narnia character as well as the Circassian forename. And another time when I had this thought was when I first saw the film Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind — because those are very clearly supposed to be gazyri on the titular character's chest, and I remember there was also one scene in that film with buildings that reminded me a bit of those famous Vainakh towers.

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Caucasians literally have heavily choreographed pretend sword fights with actual swords, at some point you just gotta say that they know how badass their traditional culture is and they're just kinda rubbing it in on everyone else.

Like my mom always points out that in the Caucasus that interest in traditional culture seems to skew a lot younger and seems to be a lot more widespread compared to in Norway. In fact I got an accordion not too long ago, and when I got it, the thought of playing local folk music like its previous owner did was frankly secondary to the thought of learning some Circassian folk music. Because obviously these Norwegian waltzes with their quaint lyrics, to younger folks like me cannot hold a candle to some raw, concentrated Adyghe swag.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

I found YouTube links in your comment. Here are links to the same videos on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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A ton of D&D and therefore fantasy stuff is from the middle east and the caucasus. Same with cosmic horror via lovecraft.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Can you name any specific examples? I'm curious.

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I can't name much for the caucases sadly, being very ignorant on the subject, but I was told that whenever Gygax needed a name for something in one of his settings he just took a random Turkish or Armenian word. I'm much more confident about the middle east thing, but that's not what we were talking about.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

so you're saying they have giants

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This comment reminds me of that one chud youtube channel i saw where this beardy chechen guy was like "us chechens are hairy, live in mountains, love blacksmithing and fighting orcs (russians), so we're basically dwarves"

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Made me think of Shant Mesrobian (anti-communist with an email job in san francisco that has convinced himself he's a working-class whisperer)

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

saul-your-honor your honor, the United $$nakes SSenator wouldn't call for a ceasefire in Gaza. My client was acting in a based manner. If they're revealed to be right wing, the punishment should be minimized to a heartbreaking

[-] CDommunist@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

It's not Bernie who's lucky its the perpetrator. Bernie would have pulled out the gat

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago
[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This guy must be an adventurist leftist or just your avg. MAGA guy...

(Edited: because "better principled" was the wrong term to use)

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

No principled leftist is gonna go out doing adventurism against this disappointing wet fart

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Yeah he kinda sucks but if you’re gonna do an adventurism go for one of the loud fashy ones

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

Yeah, I spoke before I thought...

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago
[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

it's not like Bernie looks good but the compression on the thumbnail makes him walking-dead

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

no more half measures walter

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago
[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 7 months ago

I would say chud, the bog standard murican lib would never go and actually do something about politics.

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