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Belly buttons
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Retired mouth and bum.
Oh you used your mouth in the womb. The problem is you also used your kidneys and what went out went back in.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
Your bones are wet.
😳
Stahp
We were not all having a good day thank you very much
Now imagine society kissing each other by rubbing our bellybuttons together. You’re welcome.
What do you think a hug is?
Not sure about you, but I don’t usually rub bellies (skin to skin) when I hug people. But hey, do your thing dog. 🤗
Then I must ask you, is kissing someone on the mouth through your shirts not kissing?
Are you ok?
Mom hole
We were all blood sucking parasites before being born...
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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