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How can we secure a solar eclipse induced apocalypse next time? More virgin sacrifices? Less? Virgins are quite abundant these days. We could go either way...

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[-] kromem@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

The students said to the teacher, "Tell us, how will our end come?"

The teacher said, "Have you found the beginning, then, that you are looking for the end? You see, the end will be where the beginning is.

Congratulations to the one who stands at the beginning: that one will know the end and will not taste death."

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Genocide on the promise land might have something to do with it.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 2 points 7 months ago

No one that's real desperate have the crimson behelit

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 1 points 7 months ago

I do have one. It's 3D printed, though.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

ţ̵̗̱̻͇͔̻͍̾̄̽̑̊̌͌͑̒͆̈̌͊ͅr̷̡̻̺͎̱͕̼͕̜̙̎̇ͅy̶̡̧̧̜̙̻̺̪̠̻͈͙͕̼͚̾͂̓́͐͛̂ ̸̡̱̗̝̫̠̫͔̘̙͓͜͟͝ḑ̶̡̛͈̙̥̏͋̾a̶̧̛̦̳̳̐͊́͝c̷͔̳͍̭̪̺̹̺̅̑͜͜͠ͅȉ̷̫̺͎̺͔̎̋̈́̀̿̉̇͐̽̕n̴̩̬̣̤͎̦̬̮͇͊̅̄̂͗̿̅̽̇̉͐̉͑͠͡͡ͅģ̶̛͔̻̣̋̿͋̊͋̎̕̚͝ ̶͚̤̤̼̲̬͆̍͌̚t̵̩̗̘̠̤͗̾̊̅̈́ḧ̷͔̗̘̮̻̺́̈̉̆̇͗̀̌͛͘ͅe̶̡͎̱̠̽͒̄̃̊̿̕͡ ̶̢̭̻̻̰̐͐̃̏̌͂̀̍̽̇̕͝ď̵̛͔̮͓̙͈̠̪̿̈͝i̵̧̧̜̘̠̼͓̫̜͛͜ͅṟ̷͈̫̥͎̺͔̽̄̍̆̈́̔̅̄́ę̷̗̥̻̙͇̜̞̰̻͔͍̖̳̏̈́͑͜c̶͓̱̬̞̞̗̹̲͇̪̔̎ţ̶̝̺̍̒̐̾̿̈́̅̍̇͡͠͝í̷̧̻̣̪̝̙̠̮̔ǫ̶͖̜̱̻̜͇̣̫͙̹̫̻͙̖͓͗͑͒̃̃̅͘̕n̵̡̼̪͚͇͚̾͑͐̔̔̃̉̑̉̃́͌͋͌̚ͅv̴̤̗̹̦̆̈́̾̾̏̌͒̉͐̋͒̚͟͠͝ǫ̷̡̗͙̱̰͇͎̭͖͉̃͒̓́̀͗͊̀͟͟͟f̶̪̺̠̦̠̈́̈̀̆͗̐͊͡͡ ̷͎̬̼̖̹͔̓̉̊̅̓͠f̵̛͍͎̌͋̉́̏̓̌͌̉͘͝͝f̴͇̻̭̖̯͓͓͙͎̫̩̜̪̀̄̄̒͒̆̐̆̀̍̍͝͝͝͠ͅͅo̴̥̫͈͉̐̽̉͊̀͋̕ŕ̵̡̢̛͎͔͉̞̦̫̘͕̤̱̹̖̓̀̃͗̐̀́͋̕ͅͅn̵̨̧͈̬͇̫̦͙̺̮̍̌͂͊ų̷̰͓̳̻͙͖͖͉̜͕̬̤̥̪̈̈́̋̏̿̿̐͘̕͠t̶͎̰͍͎̀̍̈́̇̀̉̿̾̍́̾͊͝ͅh̵̻͉̠͔̭͖̰̯̱͕̒̍̎̊̍̇͘͘͝ ̶̛̺̞̮̥̭͈̇̀̉͐́̾̇͛̇́̽̕͝n̸̛̗̱̣̤̦̤͚̲̐̔͒̈̔̔̏̔̐͐̍e̵̛̙̯̠͕͔̹͒̄͂͒͛̓̀̃̌͐̐́x̸͕̞͖͈̑̈͋̅̋̃̓͐̚̕ṭ̷̱̀̽̓̈́̐̎̍̇͆̕͝͡ ̸̧̫̼̫͙̬̝͕͒́̿͑͂͝͝ț̸͈̲͉̰̲̭̐͘i̴̧͓̦̞̘̰̺͎̤̘̝͈̦̘͕̔̀m̸̢̛͇̞͎̰͍̘̔͐̏̋̀͂̽͘ȩ̷̢̺̹̳͖͓͈͍͇̬̖̤͈͙̀̔̅͛͑͋́͜͝.̸̖̘̓̌̾̒

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