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Reminds me of a kid in college who shared how his church friends (not the pastor) would spank him raw and play a game where they touch each other's dicks to see who got hard.

And we all just went wtf.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 years ago

Come on, who hasn't played the "I'll touch you're dick and if you get hard you're gay" game........... the docking game was interesting.....

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

It's not gay in a three way. Just find two other dudes and have all the sinless fun you can have!

[-] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

With a honey in the middle there’s some leeway

[-] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Oh, come on, that's not gay! How would you fence with limb dicks?

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago
[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Yeah….that is what they used to call me….

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I had a friend when I was like 10 who wanted to play the dick-touching game. I remember him saying "it's OK, we know we're not gay." I didn't even know what "gay" meant at that age but I knew I didn't want to play.

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[-] TaleOfSam@kbin.social 57 points 2 years ago

As someone who works with the public, if you can’t roll with a couple of traumatic stories then you ain’t the extrovert you think you are.

If you’re at a groovy party, the next person should one-up your weird story.

[-] intelati@programming.dev 32 points 2 years ago

It's called the yes and actually...

Any social function is basically improv right?

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I have found a new way to behave in social interactions

I should probably forget that idea before I try it

[-] ThePinkUnicorn@lemdro.id 5 points 2 years ago
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[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

My most hilarious and embarrassing story has an element in it that involves seeing my friend get knocked out by his father in front of my mom and brother. The kid was 15 and was in trouble for breaking landscaping bricks at a local park.

The hilarious story happens right after that, when 11 year old me got violently pantsed by bike handlebars in front of a man driving by and now I am realizing that the whole thing is traumatic :(

[-] FluffyToaster621@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

reminds me of the time i crashed a horse cart through a metal fence gate and got a cool hole in my kneecap from a metal hook

[-] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago

When was this, the 1800s?

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a hook to the knee.

[-] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

Someone pissed in the punch

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago

I always wonder where this picture is from. A tv show is my guess

[-] InFerNo@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago
[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

always thought Jimmy is underrated, his partying drunk vs sober is the most accurate shit ever https://youtu.be/YdN7BV3HXE4?si=eJZ9LlWsxPLuAGKm

I would also recommend checking out American Vandal on Netflix.

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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Damn, how have I not seen this before

[-] MeowMeow@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Haha same! That was hilarious!

[-] Dekthro@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

It's THE MACHINE!

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Gotta be Ad.

[-] crossal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What's the title about?

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