That was a hard upvote, man. You 100% just stole 20 seconds of my time. On the other hand, I wasn't doomscrolling.

I mean, im not saying that isn't an abomination, but it probably also doesn't suck...

Calm down, Carl. Some of us already live here and would prefer it if he didn't make it worse thanks.

On a suicide mission, 95% chance of failure, 4% you succeed and quickly die.1% all goes to plan. If they were giggling it was nerves.

I absolutely hate this. Upvoted.

As former and probably future homeless person this is a bad idea.

Probably way more than you notice. Not so subtle example, but I will say playing "All I Want for Christmas" on a loop is a very effective way to get me to make my purchase and get the fuck out of your store.

Good Sir, I am far too.old and grumpy to be excusing typos. You should be ashamed. I demand a retraction, and I will be writing a very tersely worded letter to your editor.

I don't understand this. I cant even name a single community native to the instance I use. I picked one that hadn't defederated from anyone, and I block communities as needed. Also subscriptions are a thing.

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No. The President of the United States of America needs to be able to internalize and contextualize the details of the current geopolitical climate over corn flakes. This "only human" bullshit has got to go.

Fwoomp. (Potentially nsfw due to general horniness)