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[-] Saganaki@lemmy.one 75 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

While I get that others are grossed out by it, this looks fucking delicious to me.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 64 points 2 years ago

As long as it's roasted to the point where you can squish it with a fork, it should be good. Just 1/3 the amount of garlic would be enough for me though.

[-] mpa92643@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago

While I agree with you, and I do dearly love garlic, I feel obligated to give you a word of caution:

If you eat too much roasted garlic, for the next 24-48 hours, every room you enter will smell like garlic, your sweat will smell like garlic, your farts (and there will be many) will smell like garlic, and your poop will smell like garlic. It will not be a pleasant experience.

Don't ask me how I know this.

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

I found this out the hard and still have no regrets.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I had PT one day after going HARD on some garlic.

No biggie, it's running outside, right?

It rained and we did buddy workouts in a gym instead, after some laps around the court. And it was hot af inside, because, obviously.

Sorry, bro.

[-] Saganaki@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

That's a risk I'm willing to take

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Do you know if your body builds up resistance? This sounds awesome, but I don't want to get addicted and have to use larger and larger amounts of garlic :(

[-] Fantomas@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Ahh yes. The Van Helsing school of culinary arts.

[-] ebits21@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

I see no problem

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

That is because it kinda looks like a brain. Once you realize it's actually all garlic it stops looking delicious.

[-] _Z1useri@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Are you a zombie?

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 2 years ago

One of best sidedish I have ever eat was an entire garlic head roasted. My wife hated it because I smelled like garlic for an entire day.

[-] Sunforged@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm pissed they wouldn't at least do a bit of fork smashing and spread the roasted garlic around. That shits gonna be falling all over the place. Terrible plating.

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[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago

GARLIC

(bread)

[-] dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 years ago

If you eat this much garlic your sweat is going to smell garlic for a week

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago

A worthy sacrifice

[-] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

That is how that garlic power up works in vampire survivors

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago
[-] DigitalController@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago
[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Vampires disagree

[-] PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Yeah... But why didn't they cut the hard bits off the end of the garlics?! I would be upset if I was him too. No one wants hard chunks on their garlic garlic garlic bread.

[-] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Crunchy 🤤

[-] aio2@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

10/10 would try

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago

That would be delicious. Some cracked black pepper and sea salt. Butter or olive oil for sure.

[-] crazyminner@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

If those are roasted or caramelized that looks fucking delicious. I can never get enough of those little fuckers on my pizza.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

With a chicken broth as a starter it's not so bad

[-] Dracona@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

This is a train wreck trying to pass itself off as a Lamborghini. No oil, no butter, they are not roasted nor cooked nor prepared correctly (all the hard ends still on). Roast the garlic, make a paste with oil, salt and pepper and then you may be a bit closer to heaven.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

How to kill a vampire

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Searched comments from the other one complaining that this looks like a brain.

Now I'm sad, and eat a garlic bread.

[-] Meruten@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

I too was looking for that comment. Have an upvote, friend.

[-] istdaslol@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Ngl looks like a brain

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

There’s some bread on your garlic

[-] red@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Needs some garlic butter on the bread ffs

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 4 points 2 years ago

Where's the butter?

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

If it's mushy, I will gobble it down

[-] profilelost@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

I want to try it!

[-] PrunesMakeYouPoop@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

I'd eat it.

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Mmmmmmm... Spicy breath

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