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Window washers of Lemmy, what did you see that you were not supposed to see? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by sonovebitch@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[-] dangerouskitchen@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Actual window washer. Have seen:

-Tons of financial info and emails(I dont look or absorb anything but everyone leaves their shit out or on)

-Drugs

-Various sex toys

-One semi nude and very panicked octogenarian

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

I saw the window itself. It blew my fucking mind man.

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Have you ever, like, really looked at a window? I mean, reeeeaaally looked at it?

[-] vita_man@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Have you seen a window...on weed?

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Once I took enough weed that I was seeing through the window. It was far out

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Everything became clear.

[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Open that dirty window

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

Beeee the window

[-] lasagna@programming.dev 22 points 1 year ago

Alistair! I'm not a window cleaner!

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago

YYESSS!! Came here to post exactly that! Hahaha

[-] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Is there an IT Crowd sub-lem? There should be an IT Crowd sub=lem...

[-] Fleshcarus@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Please lemmy know if you found one. 😀

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wish!

I came here to drink milk and search for the community... and I've just finished my milk. I'll report back if I find anything.

E: so far, all I found was !itcrowd@lemmy.world, but it has 3 subscribers (including me) and only a few posts. We could enliven it, though!

[-] Fleshcarus@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

So did I and also one of the few subs. 🥹

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I saw a forced software update, a flightless bird, then it all went black, then blue, and I've never looked back; washed clean.

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[-] braiseit420@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Not the answer you're looking for, but related - George Gormby - When I'm Cleaning Windows.

this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023

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