[cw: silly horniness] i pray we receive Garlic Bread II[TM] from some Innovative Entrepreneur[TM] (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by Sator_is_Tense@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

This is just regular garlic bread

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Garlic Naughty

kelly

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Banana Bread

kelly

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

skill issue

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Love it. No explanation, no additional context. Just posting straight up bangers

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

there are so many pleasures on this earth, not all of them need to be sex colin

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

Garlic bread is supposed to be claimed by asexuals, this is cursed :(

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"Sir, by erotic bakery, we mean more likez novelty baked goods. Shaped like boobs and dicks. The erotica is not due to the baked goods in and of themselves but how we design them to resemble genitalia. I can talk to management when they get in after the weekend, but, pal, I don't don't think they're gonna be too keen."