We’re not lucky enough to have this ghoul drop dead in the next 9 months.
Imagine if he already was and they were weekend at Bernie’s-ing him so they could inflate the conservative numbers?
I mean 5-3 is still a majority so this makes zero sense but like, we live in the bizzaro world where I honestly wouldn’t put it past them
On any given roll of the dice, it's very difficult to say how lucky we are.
He doesn’t need to hear arguments. He’s already decided how he’s voting based on the vacation offers he’s received
I really wish this WEREN'T true.
"I don't need to hear the arguments! Just tell me how that sonofabitch Brenner voted and I'll vote against him!"
Please be dead, 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞
Imagine losing him AND OJ in the same week. That would be one of the first purely good things to happen since, like, before 2020, at least.
How do you upvote twice?
By wishing on a star.
And rubbing a pubic hair on the rim of a coke can
I sure hope he was picking up that sweet fuckwagon from John Oliver.
I think this is the better outcome rather than him being dead. For no other reason than that it'd be absolutely hilarious.
No, being dead would be the absolute best outcome. Then the Dems could seat a nominee so it wouldn't matter who won the election.
In order to claim the motorcoach, he has to resign.
He would have had to cut his all expense paid yacht trip short.
It wasn't* a gift, he was just catching a ride** from*** a friend****!
*Was
**Going on a yacht trip
***With
****Billionaire involved in a supreme Court case
I can’t believe you’d even mention it.

maybe?
Live your life in such a way that, when you take a sick day from work, half the country doesn't hope it means you're dead.
Hope for the best
For Thomas or the rest of us?
The supreme court system is flawed and gives 9 individuals way too much power over the future of our country. I didn't vote for any of them, neither did anyone else, and before anyone tells me "tHeY'Re ApPoinTed by PrEsidenT" just fuck off and know that you're a part of the problem.
Sad when the best hope we have for our country is for the villains bogging it down to just have a random heart attack or something.
Not breaking out the champagne or fireworks quite yet, but they're definitely on standby.
You guys are all speculating that he's dead. I'm thinking Harlan Crow was getting frisky and had Clarence get out the knee pads.
Is he dead yet?
He's gone yachting.
Let’s not get excited, sometimes a totally-not-a-bribe has to be picked up right now.
Also there might have been porn on somewhere.
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