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How to be a pro sysadmin
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c sharp has different meaning now.
jams the tacks into his fingers so he can press Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v slightly sooner because the tacks extend his finger length
Professionals know: No pain, no gain.
That's some BDSM shit... wonder how you handle cactuses.
You just grab 'em anywhere and put 'em where you need.
Simple, elegant... I like it ๐.
"hey where do you want this cactus? ... Yeah I can wait"
starts doing busker tricks with cactus, bleeding profusely, happy
BSD*
Might I interest you in a career in DevOps. I think you'd be a perfect fit.
CTRL + C is for terminating process occupying current terminal. How would I do sysadmin without that?
Easy, don't run any commands you don't intend on seeing through.
Just bg everything, like I've got time to wait for an ls to get back to me when zooming around the dark infoscape
que me cd-ing back and forth between Downloads and /opt wondering why the thing isn't working
Ctrl+z followed by kill %1?
CTRL + \ crew. It's the only way to be sure
I'm a Shift + Insert kind of guy
I use ViM, so y and p are all I need.
Sharing system clipboard with buffer 0 changed my life
Middle mouse button checking in
And Ctrl + Insert.
It can be more convenient with Dvorak.
Got it. No cat or mv allowed.
Also, CTRL-C and CTRL-Z just reduce your productivity by allowing multitasking.
meanwhile yp users ๐๐
Too late: Iโve already got thick callouses on those fingers.
The tacks are for training.
Vim and Emacs users both offended, but not for the same keys.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2024
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