DEFINITION: 'LOVE' IS MAKING A SHOT TO THE KNEES OF A TARGET 120 KILOMETERS AWAY USING AN ARATECH SNIPER RIFLE WITH A TRI-LIGHT SCOPE. LOVE IS KNOWING YOUR TARGET, PUTTING THEM IN YOUR TARGETING RETICULE, AND TOGETHER, ACHIEVING A SINGULAR PURPOSE AGAINST STATISTICALLY LONG ODDS.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE WORST OF TIMES ARE WHEN LAWYERS HAVE TO FORCE THEIR BIGGEST SMILES!!!
WAKE ME, WHEN YOU NEED ME
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
DO A BARREL ROLL!
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
SHAKE IT BABY ๐ต๐ต๐
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
EXPLOSIONS! ๐ฅ
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
KIROV REPORTING!!!!
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
YMMEL!?
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
SILOS NEEDED
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
SHAKE IT, BABY!
MAY YOUR WOES BE MANY, AND YOUR DAYS FEW.
THE UNIVERSE IS, AND WE ARE
Really changes the tone...
THE ALIENS CONTINUE TO MAKE PROGRESS ON THE AVATAR PROJECT
DA MORE DA MONKEY CLIMB DA TREE DA MORE IT EXPOSES IT'S BATTYHOLE
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