Bring back ole time tonics filled with coke, Valium, and morphine (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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I got ghosts in my blood it's the only cure

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[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

they'd have the advantage of actually making you feel better

anything that actually works is basically illegal now

[-] Amir@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Anything that actually works is addictive precisely because it works...

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

laudanum gang

[-] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

My local pharmacy just recently put up a sign in their window "We no longer carry or sell Codeine with Promethazine." All the thugs and the delinquent teens who want to be thugs are into that stuff, they even call it lean! We have to ban it pronto.

I don't think they realize they're like what, a decade or something behind the times now.

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Mine put that up awhile back too. All I want is a nice cup of lean (with McDonald's sprite of course) and to cuddle my pup to sleep

[-] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago

I'll have that opium hash oil beverage for my somewhat tender throat, please

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Fentanyl has entered the chat.

officer-down

[-] CoolYori@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Only if I able to buy some gelignite in the same store again as well.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

It's been about 15 years since I last was able to find some actual raw opium, but man that was the shit. What a great nightcap, and significantly less bad for you than drinking a bottle of wine or 8 beers or whatever before bed. Just a nice, mellow buzz. Bring all that shit back.