Sad to see the invasive roasted has made its way across the pond, displacing native species such as ripped and rinsed, alas

I always remember when one of the weans asked my wife why she “had a lumpy bum” meaning her cellulite. Man, I could have died from laughter.

My son made an attempt to learn how to cook Yorkshire puddings because he loves the results so much (results being pancakes in the following morning)

Anyway, he opened the oven too early and they were just floppy messes.