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Meanwhile in Burgerland
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let the children open carry, cowards
an armed school is a polite school
Any bet what's going to happen first?
Teacher kills another teacher.
Teacher kills a student.
Student steal the gun and kill the teacher.
Student steal the gun and kill another student.
Place your bets.
Teacher shoots self
Chud teacher brings a hair trigger colt 45 to school
A light breeze causes the gun to fire
Other teachers hear gunshots and return fire in roughly the direction the sound came from
School officer hears gunshots and hides
5 dead, 13 injured, school officer promoted to FBI
Greatest country on earth
Very realistic.
Teacher leaves the gun in a bathroom, student finds it and is shot by school resource officer while on the way to turn it in
Student steal the gun and kill another student.
Would say this is the most likely situation. This just sounds like they're trying to make access to weapons as convenient as possible for school shooters.
Student steals gun and kills teacher and student(s) for $500, Bob!
Surprised these people with their mouthy, shitty kids are okay with this, considering how little they pay teachers.
Maybe this is their way of getting a very late-term abortion?
This is definitely gonna work out real well, I'm sure
Got a building full of hundreds of immature, 25% brain developed humans with incredibly poor ethical and moral judgment skills? Well just stick some easy-to-use death machines in there with 'em! We're very confident that'll work out well.
::: spoiler optional punchline
But that's enough talk about bourgeois lawmakers! Let's talk about the school thing.
More freedumb sir 🫡
Weak shit, there should be racks with shotguns and battleaxes in every corridor.
I feel like conservatives want more school shootings to happen so that they can have an excuse to amp up mass incarceration to new highs. They need more prison slaves to work for all the failing businesses that don’t wanna pay a livable wage.
To shoot unruly children
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2024
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