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Me when I'm in a shitty teleprompter reading competition and my opponent is Biden (hexbear.net)
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https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1783184198477508785?s=19

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

my man doesn't have 4 years worth of heartbeats left

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Pause.

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That's electoralism. If it sounds lib, it's lib, and you gotta say "No lib". How am I supposed to know you're not a lib when you don't say "No lib"

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

You're lib

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna lib your ass if you don't stop saying pause.

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Some of my best friends are libs, and I'm not lib but

[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

When I saw this yesterday, I didn't make the connection that he read "PAUSE" a teleprompter

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Pause. No don't say pause, just pause. Don't say it, do it!"

[-] chicory@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

When does he find the time to squeeze in all these facelifts? My man has the skin of a liver spotted baby.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

Looked like he was gonna have a stroke too.

[-] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

holden-bloodfeast

2028

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

biden was just responding to some gay shit someone said behind him

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

He finally weighed in on the paws vs maws debate hopium

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We added "Four more years. Pause." to the taglines right?

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Trump: “These court fines are sus!”

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

Go Fuck Yourself San Diego

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

biden-fall

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Ho-leee shit...

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Jesus Christ we’re fucked.

[-] Brickardo@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

In Spain, our previous president had this infamous "end of quote" incident. He was reading his directions as well.

This shows that not only the elder can mess up, you also can by not caring at all!

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

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