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Me when I'm in a shitty teleprompter reading competition and my opponent is Biden (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 months ago by jackmarxist@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1783184198477508785?s=19

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 32 points 6 months ago

my man doesn't have 4 years worth of heartbeats left

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

inshallah 🙏

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

Pause.

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That's electoralism. If it sounds lib, it's lib, and you gotta say "No lib". How am I supposed to know you're not a lib when you don't say "No lib"

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

You're lib

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

I'm gonna lib your ass if you don't stop saying pause.

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

Some of my best friends are libs, and I'm not lib but

[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

When I saw this yesterday, I didn't make the connection that he read "PAUSE" a teleprompter

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Pause. No don't say pause, just pause. Don't say it, do it!"

[-] chicory@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

When does he find the time to squeeze in all these facelifts? My man has the skin of a liver spotted baby.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Looked like he was gonna have a stroke too.

[-] VernetheJules@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

holden-bloodfeast

2028

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

smoothskin

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

biden was just responding to some gay shit someone said behind him

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We added "Four more years. Pause." to the taglines right?

[-] invo_rt@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

He finally weighed in on the paws vs maws debate hopium

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Trump: “These court fines are sus!”

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Go Fuck Yourself San Diego

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

biden-fall

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Ho-leee shit...

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

Jesus Christ we’re fucked.

[-] Brickardo@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago

In Spain, our previous president had this infamous "end of quote" incident. He was reading his directions as well.

This shows that not only the elder can mess up, you also can by not caring at all!

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

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