French spelling. I figure odds are low that any of the 99 people would be francophone to start with, and even native francophones make a ton of mistakes.

Life force (nes) gameplay. It's a scrolling arcade space shooter.

I dabble in trying to speed run it. although I'm no good at the speed running, It is such a niche game with punishing moments I would easily win high score just by playing safe.

I can turn my feet almost all the way backwards. So I'd probably do that just to upset the runner of this competition into giving me the million.

Android debloating, fixed gear bicycle maintenance, and navigation without any tools.

Being better at nothing. I win!

Take my dog for a car ride without puking. She's an anxious mess, nobody stands a chance!

Playing F-ZERO X on Master difficulty.

Long distance cycling. Compared to the record of 1000+km (~600 miles) in 24 hours I suck, but considering 99 random people I think most won't go for more than 100 miles, so I'm good.

Or oldest stamp they own. Stamp collecting seems to be a pretty dead hobby.

Backgammon, pretty sure I'm in the top 1% of all people since it's not a super popular game and I'm a somewhat decent player.

I suppose I'd probably be the best at being literally Me.

Feels like cheating though.

Problem solving...

I've done it my whole life, at 5 years old I took apart a old kitchen timer. I broke it, but figured out what I did to break it, what broke it originally, and what I could have done to fix it.

I learned HVAC by being thrown into a truck, and learned it in the nineties.

I learned HL7, Cerner, and a bunch of other shit. Eventually becoming a technical expert for a 4 hospital system. Then I had a mental breakdown. But I can still problem solve better then 99% of them.

Seems unfair that I get to do the choosing.

But I would probably pick amount of time you can edge during a goon sesh