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Fine Dining Duck😅
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I love how happy the punchline made them
Not happy, just relieved. The duck has been dining on human flesh all morning.
Buuuuut Caaaarrrrrl!
Wrong animal I know....but the both have long necks, and love to eat human faces!
long necks, and love to eat human faces!
The entirety of the "what I'm looking for" portion of my dating site profile.
Shame I'm married then
Duck: "I'll have the duck."
Nah, that ducks looking for some grapes.
Bum bum bum
“And he waddled away”
Waitress: Anything else, sir?
Duck: Got any grapes?
Just one single lasagna please
"What about the vegetables?" "They'll have the same" - Thatcher, Spitting Image.
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
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