Missing the boat [beetlemoses] : comicstrips

[-] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 94 points 6 months ago

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 6 months ago

Only thing that had come to mind when I saw it was how many times it had been done to death, already.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

Honestly, I want more versions of this joke. Put them in a book or something. Like that aristocrats movie.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

I went to see a sketch show last night that did a (horse walks into a bar) "why the long face" "my wife left me" joke with no additional context or writing

Bizarre you'd not google your joke to see if it'd been done before

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 6 months ago

There was a folk song I remember when I was younger about the unicorns. Found a recording.

https://youtu.be/h4bc9UwZsYs

[-] TaTTe@lemmy.world 53 points 6 months ago

What the fuck is going on with their asses? Now I really feel we're missing out on something great...

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 9 points 6 months ago

Yeah I bet they taste great...

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The animals, the animals, what did you think I meant!? :-P

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Hello, FBI? Yes this comment right here.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

#fuckableasses

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.social 15 points 6 months ago

There's an Italian nursery rhyme about this being the reason there are no more unicorns, dunno if it's known elsewhere too.

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

There’s a song by the Irish Rovers about this.

[-] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 9 points 6 months ago

Are these things supposed to be anything in particular or just random weird creatures?

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 7 points 6 months ago

Random animal that doesn't exist (because they died due to not getting on the Ark)

[-] Potatisen@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

They have wings?

[-] Nounka@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

On Noach posts i do like the funny : ' Damn Noach why did you take those musketos with you?'

[+] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com -13 points 6 months ago

Straights, are you ok?

[-] moog@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

? What does this have to do with sexual identity?

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

A woman's name was used, so problems must be found. If we can't find one, we'll create one. Idk, it's rule 36 and 37 I think.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Due to the blame being on a "Jessica", it could be seen as a "woman bad" joke, which is a favourite of certain straight men. It's basically a variant of the classic "women take too long to get ready" trope.

[-] moog@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

So they saw this and assumed the made up animals gender and then made assumptions about the joke based on their assumptions and then decided to get upset about it. got it.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com -3 points 6 months ago

I think you're the only one here making assumptions and/or getting upset

[-] moog@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"no u" - irmoz@reddthat

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What assumptions did I make, and in which comment did I express upset?

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Way to assume the sexual reproductive habits of this magic animal with a fantastic ass. How do you know they aren't like those lizards that are all just clones of their mothers? Or what if they don't have a gender and only need a mate like slugs? Or what if I ran out of examples? Had you considered that?!

I'm being silly, feel free to ignore me.

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