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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 63 points 6 months ago

Lucky guy.

I pay extra for that.

[-] Krafting@lemmy.world 43 points 6 months ago

Username checks out I guess

[-] dafo@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I was expecting

>then I hear a sound >Open my eyes >guy next to me says "Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago

That woman? Todd Howard

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

"I don't see a problem here" - Chuck Berry

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I like reading Google reviews for strip clubs in Detroit. There are some fantastic ones. One memorable review simply stated "Stripper farted on me." One star.

this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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