Same in Swedish, "sköldpadda". Literally shield toad.

No, switch to ISO8601

Definitely fuck them. The largest pro-privacy, entity really, ISP in Sweden had them sued for copyright trolling. I believe that Elsevier in response blocked any Bahnhof-customers. Bahnhof blocked Elsevier traffic with this tenner: http://elsevier.bahnhof.se/.

This was a big deal when working there because Bahnhof had a track record of not honoring requests to give out personal info or blocking any sites. The CEO also secretly recorded the FRA, our equivalent to the NSA, as they were trying to make a deal under the table to be able to spy on customers. There's even a video recreation (the server he's holding used to host Wikileaks)!

For more info about the Elsevier stuff: [https://bahnhof.se/2018/11/02/senaste-nytt-bahnhof-blockerar-internet/](here's an official big post in Swedish).

>uninspired
>lives in an age where horror culture has been greatly inspired by his works

Uninspired is definitely not the right word.

Wrong community

Not only do they force you to use the App Store, developing an app for iOS is a nightmare. Without special tools you must have a mac and a $100/yr apple developer license.

After having to deal with that shit at my old place of work I've moved to never touch app development again.

Same in Swedish

I think you're reading their comment too literally. I think it's meant as a joke that the stick is nearing its "EOL", not the person holding it, but they're wilfully misinterpreting it.

Very good sir, but that's neither relevant or helpful to the poor colourblind fellow.

I was expecting

>then I hear a sound >Open my eyes >guy next to me says "Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"

I've found that Spotify goes "oh you listen exclusively to Scandinavian extreme metal? How about some American screamo OR the exact same stuff you've listened to already", which is the polar opposite to what I want. YouTube music is just a huge mess for me.

Tidal however has reintroduced me to some great bands I had forgotten about and shown me some new ones which are Top Notch ™️

It's Finland you're thinking of

(which as an aside is not a part of Scandinavia, but is a part of the Nordics)