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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 61 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is the fight Commander has been training for his entire life. Noem doesn't stand a chance.

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

We will send in KJU with a stick to finish the job.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 56 points 6 months ago

Commander has the opportunity to do the funniest thing any dog has ever done biden-alert stalin-gun-1 doggo-matapacos

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 54 points 6 months ago

The dog should not be shot, though the reason you think it should be shot is the same as why I don't think so: because they bite secret service members.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 6 months ago

Wait, this isn't the onion.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

First as satire then as farce

[-] Moss@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago

Joe Biden is a rabid dog, he should be beaten to death with a stick

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

I think the dog is the thing in the whitehouse that least deserves it.

[-] vertexarray@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

Courting the cop vote by running on the dog killing ticket?

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

"stop it, you're making the dying kkkracker empire look bad"

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Incredible mind, needs to be studied

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Hexbear on cats vs noem on dogs who wins this mighty clash of minds

[-] Nalumixx@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 6 months ago

what is hexbear's stance on cats?

[-] bleepbloopbop@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

there was an ancient struggle sesh about outdoor cats, basically "its cruel to keep them locked up inside" vs. "they decimate the local environment esp birds" or something. It got legendarily heated

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] CDommunist@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

dogs have more emotional depth than Noem

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

What is it called when you do character assassination on yourself?

[-] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Like she hasn’t already dug the hole.

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