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Oh yes, im an EXPERIENCED worker who would LOVE to have a POSITION with you. I'd do ANYTHING for a...JOB ;) ;) ;)

Fuck off outta here with that shit, my resume says everything you need to know, I wouldn't give it to you if I didnt wanna work

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[-] regul@hexbear.net 39 points 6 months ago

Cover letters and resumes exist to be read by computers for pre-screening purposes. Ain't no way hiring managers actually read them, is there?

I know I personally feel gross reading cover letters. Groveling makes me uncomfortable.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 40 points 6 months ago

This combined with cover letters being generated by LLMs presents a really funny possibility of zero human input in the whole process.

[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 months ago

I have an LLM turn my resume into cover letters & I feel great! (I am still unemployed)

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That's my thought, too. Probably like 95% of cover letters go completely unread. I would bet next to none are read in full.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago

Cover letters are an anachronism of a time when applying to a job meant putting a resume in an envelope and physically mailing it to an HR department. The cover letter served to let whomever opened the thing to know what job the person was applying for. Despite everything being online these days and the word document of your resume being intrinsically tied to the digital submission, the cover letter lives on like some vestigial organ.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

I submit to the public that it is time to take cover letters out back and shoot them

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

HELP ME STEPRECRUITER

[-] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago

You have to balance the right amount of "please hire me, I'm ever so obedient and servile" groveling with the right amount of "actually I'm so qualified you would be lucky to have me" humblebrag

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

why can't i just kill the ceo and put on his clothes

[-] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

Maybe you can, have you tried?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

problem is i don't actually want to work there

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago

That's perfect, CEOs don't work

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Dress for the job you want

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

I hate doing both of these things

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

I'm already hearing complaints of LLM-generated cover letters from hiring managers. This AI might just do one thing right after all...

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

Fuck it im gonna start doing that, not a bad idea. I forget LLMs exist when im not laughing at them.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

People struggling to find uses for LLMs is probably the funniest thing that could happen to AI after all the hype last year.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

Cover letters are the worst because I'm also going to have to the same bullshit groveling during the interview too.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 40 points 6 months ago

"So what makes you wanna work here?"

"It's in my cover letter."

"OK, can you tell me about your past jobs?"

"It's in my resume."

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago

Prescreener interviews rock.

[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 21 points 6 months ago

Tell me in under 100 words why you like working in a dog friendly environment. We do not discriminate based on allergies but we definitely won't hire you if you can't be around dogs.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

You have 50 characters to defend your masters thesis. This question is required to submit your application

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

"Why do you want to work for this company?"

"I am selling off half of my waking hours in exchange for being able to afford to continue living. The day this is no longer necessary you will never see me again."

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

It's just another barrier to entry meant to winnow down submissions. Get GPT to write them

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

When I wrote my cover letter for the job I’m at currently I thought they were a different company with almost the same name. Guess it worked or no one cared.

[-] Blep@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

On my last job i left the cover letter blank. I am certain no one noticed

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

I don't bother with my own cover letters or resume, its all llm now, doesn't help but nothing does, fuck them. 'Oh you can't look desperate for a job at the interview', well if I don't get this I'm hosed, its pretty hard to hide it.

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