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A waist of time.

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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

If given to a family member; time is relative.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 4 points 5 months ago

If drinking vodka, time is Absolute.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

If toking a bowl; some belts are reversible!

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 8 points 5 months ago

Cyanide and Happiness comic on this

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

And Orion's belt is a waist of space.

[-] FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

How about a "timing belt"?

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

heheh

[-] holycrap@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

New dnd item just dropped

[-] ech@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

"Impressive Xindium's Waist of Time"

this post was submitted on 09 May 2024

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