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I got a boat (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago by bizzle@lemmy.world to c/trees@lemmy.world

I'm naming it Smoke on the Water because obviously I am, but I don't want to smash a champagne bottle because I don't drink. What's something pot related I can do instead?

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago
[-] Thorned_Rose@kbin.social 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Just an FYI for OP, you don't actually have to smash anything, tapping the boat's prow with a bong would be an acceptable tradition/blessing too 😊

[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Light a bowl, take a hoot and yeet that fucker.

[-] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 months ago

Don't be a slave to tradition. Give it a nice hug, blow some smoke on it, and carry on.

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I like this idea the most because there's no broken glass to clean up afterwards

[-] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

The obvious answer is to smash a bong on it.

[-] AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today 4 points 6 months ago

You could smash a bottle of infused soda or something like that instead!

[-] FrostyTrichs@vegantheoryclub.org 3 points 6 months ago

Have a session on land and session on the boat and pour the bong water across the bow. Marriage of earth, sea, air, and fire if you smoke.

I don't know why you would, but that's what I came up with.

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Damn that's a good one

[-] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Shake some pelegrino and spray it like you won at NASCAR

[-] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Ooh ... If you could get one of those smoke throwers they use in churches (thurible) you could cense it.

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I actually already have one of those for something unrelated what a great idea

[-] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

You just happen to have a thurible at home? Just in case you want to celebrate the Divine Liturgy of St. John Chrysostom on a Tuesday afternoon and the house doesn't smell quite right?

I'm not sure who you are, but I like your style.

[-] wolfshadowheart@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

Just a bong? C'mon y'all, get with the B.O.A.T. logic and waste some money. Buy an ounce and a mason jar and smash the OZ of bud inside the mason jar!

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

I love the immediate "smash a bong" energy from some of these comments, but if you don't want a huge mess you could just smash a small glass pipe/bowl on it for a christening.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Enjoy it but don’t go on a plane high as fuck.

Especially not near my fucking sailboat…

… because I might be high as fuck.

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Lmfao mine is just a canoe. I wish I had sailboat money, damn! What did you name it?

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

She’s called Blu and its one of the cheapest I could buy while still salvageable. Around 25 years old and really neglected by her previous owners. Now it’s my biggest DIY project. I’m still not 100% comfortable handling the sails baked but I bet it’s gonna be a nice experience.

a year ago I got an inflatable kayak and vaping on it was such a great pass time in the summer. Just wear sun screen!

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

That's awesome! What a great project. Do you have pictures posted?

this post was submitted on 10 May 2024
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