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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 183 points 1 year ago

YTA your bf needs some space and you should be more considerate of his hobbies. Maybe he needs this to be thriving in his life and tbh you should ask yourself if you're not already abusing him. If I were him that would be a massive red flag to me. Have you thought about cutting all relationships to appease him, that would be the least you can do

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago

Lemmy: my new girlfriend caught me installing arch while wearing her thigh highs

[-] Zink@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

Old/Dad Lemmy: my wife of 20 years caught me installing mint while eating her chocolate.

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 year ago

Is chocolate worth eating if it doesn't have mint?

you aren't a true linux user if you haven't considered living your life alone at least a couple of times, and knew that you would be okay with it.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Speaking of linux and living alone, the times I’ve managed to solve tech problems without the internet, using only documentation, have always made me feel like a badass

it's some real shit.

It's better if you sleep on that shit, and realize what the solution is after the fact, only to have it work first try, that shits so good.

The only thing i've ever experienced that was better was unfucking some fucked wiring for a technical minecraft design, it's hard but god does it feel so fucking good.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

When you go on the Internet, nine times out of ten all you'll get is idiots telling you "install arch noob" (they've been running linux for all of six months), "it works here" (different environment altogether), "you should redo all of your project with instead" (sure, let's spend three months redoing everything)...

So the documentation is typically a safer bet. Not always, but often.

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

we can be alone together, and stay a significant distance away from each other on account of the being alone part :)

[-] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

A new sign of loneliness is being a linux user(?) I get trashed by my friends for using Linux and none of them using. That's exactly the point.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

the joke is that you have your priorities set straight.

No time for relationships when you could be learning about the kernel my friend.

also to be clear, it's not loneliness if you're content with being alone. Alone, and lonely, are two separate sides of the same coin. You can feel lonely in a room full of people, and you can be/feel alone when around nobody, without feeling lonely.

[-] caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de 43 points 1 year ago

Also Lemmy: look at things made of jeans!

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 11 points 1 year ago

Literally never seen any post about things made of jeans. What's wrong with my phone?

[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

What’s wrong with my phone?

It's not made out of jeans.

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I think it was a one or two day thing, but it was glorious!

It feels like something that should be referencesd whenever possible to keep it alive.

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Keep pants on! Got it!

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Also Lemmy: BEANS!

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You can walk from the top of the stairs to my room in the basement and still be in my mother's house. Girlfriends cannot comprehend this distance.

[-] suction@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

JJ Jeans if you know what I mean

[-] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 year ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Also, it's Arch btw

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

lemmy: excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour, Arch linux?

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

🚩 🚩🚩

[-] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Linux is a god

Linux is the breeze in my hair on the weekend

Linux a relaxing thought

Aren't you envious that for you it's not?

Sweet like honey, linux is a cat

Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me

Flexing like a goddamn acrobat

Me and linux vibe like that

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

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