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No ill will or hate towards anyone, but my mind immediately went to this type of bear when I first heard the hypothetical.

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

Are we sure spinosaurus was featherless?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

This one is 😊

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

not entirely sure but no close relatives of spinosaurids had feathers so it's most probable they didnt. also im pretty sure the protofeathers it would have wouldnt even help it in a semi-aquactic environment

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago

AAHHH MY (paleontology nerd) EYES!!!

THAT SPINOSAURUS IS TOO INNACURRATE

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

It worked for the meme, but I agree 😔

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Stegosaurus.

I’d rather be stuck with stegosaurus.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

as any big herbivore, its probably very territorial and aggressive

you probably wont be able to be friends with it because its brain is very small

if you got stuck with it, you'd either be smashed by its feet (in case it couldnt get you with its tail) or be thagomized (in case it could get you with its tail)

i dont think youd rather be stuck with it

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Brain the size of a walnut...

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Ikr? That man is so my type 🥰

[-] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I hear horses love stegasaurus.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Οὗτός ἐστιν ὁ Πλάτωνος ἄνθρωπος

[-] Clent@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Who would you rather encounter in the woods, a bear or a twink?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I'll choose a Hostess®️ pastry over a grizzly any day 😋

[-] Clent@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't. Sounds like the type of trap a bear would set.

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