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[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

The local racoonteur would collect his fee in stolen cat kibble as payment for his next lively tale.

[-] KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 months ago

Ethel and her friends love getting together every Tuesday for Canasta Night

[-] evergreen@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

That's not quite how you play Hungry Hungry Hippos but I'll take it.

[-] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

Planning committee:

Okay, Bobby you gotta stay on this corner and keep a lookout. Joey, be at that window for 11:29 with the bags...

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Okay guys, how do we pass our restaurant’s health inspection?

[-] DieguiTux8623@feddit.it 6 points 5 months ago

"Dividing the loot after the robbery", due to their masked faces they look like thieves who have stolen the food.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

All I see is the goofy face those two chairs and the reflection under the table is making

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Okay guys, I've got a lot of kibble riding on this one.

[-] Drunemeton@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

“We’re still not sure how the cat ended up with all the candy…”

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Or rather, "of course the white raccoon ended up with all the candy"

[-] halfstep@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Council of doom.

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Kibbles and split: a heist

this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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