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Spaghetti Bukkake (lemmy.today)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/foodcrimes@midwest.social
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[-] glouriousgouda@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 5 months ago

Sometimes, when you hit the bong just right, a little ranch on anything is amazing.

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

And that's the moment where your real friends will let you know that it's time to take a break.

[-] Screemu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Time to take a break and come join them putting a lil' ranch on everything.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

America's Mother Sauce!

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago

Guiseppe we needa more Bukkake for the Spaghetti Bukkake 🤌

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 5 months ago

Haha, I could actually vividly picture this and it made me laugh out loud, but before I go on imagining the remainder of the scene I'd like to draw your attention to the fact that there IS a pasta variety called bucatini, and it's basically thick spaghetti but with a hole in it:

I'll let your draw your own conclusions from that.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Don’t try and trick me, this is just lowercase elbow macaroni.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 5 months ago

I think elbow macaroni are just lowercase bucatini

[-] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago
[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bukkake just means splash. In Japan they have a noodle dish called Bukkake Udon

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

Well, in America it's mainly associated with something else, of which this looks fairly reminiscent.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 5 months ago

"How much cream in your coffee, sir?"

"Oh, just give me a bukkake, please!"

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 2 points 5 months ago

“Okay sir here is a squirt”

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

I'm going to presume that's garlic sauce and that's a solid win in my book.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago

Still missing the cheese.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I eat my spaghetti with a drizzle of good sour cream or a creme fraiche

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Spaghetti with meat sauce bakkake.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

That's actually a great name for it, mind if I change the title to that?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago
[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

Appreciated, thanks.

this post was submitted on 18 May 2024
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