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{You're Obama}
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you're gay Obama
You were born for this post Mr. President 
tfw no mentally deranged gf who will tie her hair around her face and rant about niche online topics that no one has ever heard of, like a soft spoken little lunatic
Yes, my dear. Vtubers are totally a plot to trap men into getting chained to their computers and reduce the west's birthrate as revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Here, let me pat that spittle from your lady beard.
Hirohitos last words was "let there be big anime milkers"
When I think "People who watch Vtubers" my first overwhelming thought is "They are the people who would otherwise be impregnating everyone, if only this anime girl had smaller breasts."
It's a pretty obvious conclusion.
Why would anyone want to fuck an anime fan 🤮
Encyclopedic knowledge of animes called like "I Was Cast into Another World and Forced to Have Sex With Every Woman in It" is very erotic
ASMR AND I get to be Obama?! Sign me the fuck up
Obamna
soda
I keep getting ASMR videos, but they don't work on me
The only thing that ever came close was a Michelob Ultra ad on a podcast I was listening to
This was how I knew I was still a 
Me, Obama, after learning of her turn to the far right: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let me be queer"
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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