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[-] President_Obama@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago
[-] Venus@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

You were born for this post Mr. President rat-salute-2

[-] Big_Bob@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

tfw no mentally deranged gf who will tie her hair around her face and rant about niche online topics that no one has ever heard of, like a soft spoken little lunatic

sadness

Yes, my dear. Vtubers are totally a plot to trap men into getting chained to their computers and reduce the west's birthrate as revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Here, let me pat that spittle from your lady beard.

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 17 points 1 year ago

Hirohitos last words was "let there be big anime milkers"

[-] Lochat@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

When I think "People who watch Vtubers" my first overwhelming thought is "They are the people who would otherwise be impregnating everyone, if only this anime girl had smaller breasts."

It's a pretty obvious conclusion.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Why would anyone want to fuck an anime fan 🤮

Encyclopedic knowledge of animes called like "I Was Cast into Another World and Forced to Have Sex With Every Woman in It" is very erotic

[-] envis10n@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

ASMR AND I get to be Obama?! Sign me the fuck up

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago
[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I keep getting ASMR videos, but they don't work on me

The only thing that ever came close was a Michelob Ultra ad on a podcast I was listening to

This was how I knew I was still a LIB

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Me, Obama, after learning of her turn to the far right: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh let me be queer"

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