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Hexbear has gone too far. It's with a heavy heart that I must announce I have been converted to capitalism (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Sorry, Hexchan, your violent trolling has convinced me that communism is a meanie pants religion. I am now a capitalist. You now owe me 100 (one hundred) tasty grasshoppers for every owl post on Hexbear.net thank you for your cooperation.

I have become the master of capitowl.

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[-] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

You have one owl appreciation day and this happens. stalin-bummed

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

How come I only get ONE day hmm?

A Randian super owl like me should at least get a week

[-] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

As i recall, COMRADE Owl, you resented your appreciation day. You REJECTED our love. Maybe you were a capitalist wrecker all along? Hmmmmmmmmm?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I was only in it for the free grasshoppers. Sorry but the only comrade in my life is the hustlegrind-

Yeah no I can't keep the capitalist persona up, I think I'm gong to vomit 🤮

[-] JohannaChittarra@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

sicko-mega yes-hahaha-yes-l

[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Have you considered licensing versions of your pfp as an NFT collection? You could release your own proprietary cryptocurrency so that people could buy/rent them.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a good idea how many will u buy

[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

I already pirated the bootleg "p i s s owl", so 0 copies.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

FUCKING FUCK meow-tableflip

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

ooooooooooooooh another Soldier of Socialism lost to the capitalist overlords

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Fowl Treason

kelly

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

That was a controlled amount of trolling, sweetie.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Control only hampers the free marketplace of ideas, sweaty

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

New dirt owl just dropped. And its terrible.

visible-disgust

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

*sweaty

[-] shath@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

betrayal of the highest order

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

more like crapitalism

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I don't give a hoot about your owlpinions!

[-] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Grasshoppers are fine, but in communism you can have all the beans you can eat. I heard they banned beans in capitalism, so yeah.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

ohnoes what have I done?

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Why I left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left the left

[-] immuredanchorite@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

this is like 1991 all over again

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