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It looks like a treat a zookeeper would make for an exotic animal far from it's natural habitat.

"What should we give the sea lions for a treat?"

"I dunno. Frozen cabbage pops?"

[-] Atropos@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

But for real, I kinda want to try these

[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

I'm a little high and agree...

I feel like I might still agree while stone cold sober

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah these honestly might be ok.

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 26 points 1 year ago

Nothin beats it because nothing wants to touch it with a ten foot pole

Don't knock it until you tried it.

And by try it, I mean try picking it up and throwing it in the trash.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

A simple, but effective, food crime.

[-] brokenlcd@feddit.it 9 points 1 year ago

I mean, so long as there isn't any sugar thrown in it shouldn't be that bad

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 year ago

no sugar, just mayo and raisins

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

We were regularly given carrot raisin “salad” (ie, drenched in mayo) with lunch at school when I was a kid. It had carrots and fruit in it, so that must be healthy, right? 🫣

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 year ago

brought to you by the people who classified pizza as a vegetable

[-] hardaysknight@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Who the fuck puts raisins in coleslaw

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 year ago

same kinda people who use Miracle Whip instead of mayo

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, WTF?!

[-] Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

My partner loves coleslaw, she'll literally just eat it out of the tub, so it wouldn't surprise me if she'd try this.

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I eat coleslaw right out of the tub, but would hard pass on this. Just the thought of biting in to frozen cabbage makes my teeth hurt lol

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

No pulled pork? You MONSTER.

this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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