I would poop in a different toilet

For, because I'm about consent.

if you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return

Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I'm clean?

Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?

"Just pee? sigh"

I would like it to be happy, so have it beg.

Neither. I want it to be honored to accept my waste and happy to serve.

"Stop shitting on your hand and throw it out the window! Use me instead!"

Like this?

I don't think it matters. After a few weeks it would just be some annoying background noise you ignore anyway.

See, this is why I hate "would you rather...?"

Why can't it just be content with the amount I feed it, why's it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?

I'm pretty sure I answered this on Reddit once. Begged for it, assuming I have to use such a toilet and cannot just go back to a pit latrine (I've heard great things about tiger worms). Answering the other way would be cruel.

I always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.

I can use all the encouragement I can get.

Yes.

I'm willing to bet that some techbro either already has, or will in the near future propose an Ai toilet that will do something exactly this.

I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.