Well, there is a crater, which is what Putin has apparently dedicated his life to turning preschools into. Who knows, maybe their lander spotted a rock that looked like a preschool.

The eto vsegda bylo zdes' crater

they'll just call it Victory Valley or something ass backwards and upside down like they do

if he hits the target, he gets a free used toilet

Iron lung, but in space

tell me why. This is the flawless, fearless, borderline superior country that wants to conquer back most of europe and is actively invading souvereign countries, killing or locking up unwanted citizens and is failing at nearly everything it has touched the last years.

Their economy is plumbeling down, their unemployment rate is sky rocking, their degenerated war has brought nothing but suffering and death all over the world and also into their own land and now their superior space mission failed spectaculary as some pieces on the surface of the moon.

So tell me why we shouldn't joke around that after all this propaganda from russia that painted their country as this nearly godlike and flawless entity? Please tell me why...

this is how we process grief

The mission design doesn't support bringing anything back, so no. As crappy as Russia may be, stranding a cosmonaut on the moon doesn't sell well with anyone.